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AMERICAN PITCHFORK'S DUPAYOSHES OF THE WEEK

American Pitchfork Manifesto: Tipping Point on the Road to Amarabia?

A Fictional Retrospective From the Great Beyond

By Pitchfork © 2009-2011

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Dupayosh of the Week of August 1, 2011   Herman Cain

~ Cain’t read real good, looks like.  Cain’t think real good, looks like.  Cain’t see real good with my own two eyes, looks like.  ‘Gotta love the evil you’re with,’ I always say.  Whassup with this - two ways of looking at peace?  Where’s the love?  Sure, I been stone’ befo’ . . . wha’s the big freakin’ deal? ~

~ Yah.  Yah.  I got it about the nekid emperor thingy.  You sure there ain’t no story ‘bout the emperor ain’t too bright?  Is there one about no braims?  How about talkin’ in a straight line?  And wha’d’ya mean ‘bout ‘ligion is gubmint, huh? ~

“ ‘While I stand by my opposition to the interference of Sharia law into the American legal system … I am truly sorry for any comments that may have betrayed my commitment to the U.S. Constitution and the freedom of religion guaranteed by it. Muslims, like all Americans, have the right to practice their faith freely and peacefully.’ ”

“Herman Cain Apologizes to the Muslim Brotherhood,” anon, The Patriot Update, August 1, 2011

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ED:  'Fork takes this moment to thank John Boehner for kickin' that can jus' right.  Now possibly portentous public passels of people can reckon what a bunch of do-nothing schmucks fart around in The Swamp.  Way to go, buddy.  Was that yo' plan all along?  The shame of it is that they still make 'em like you.

Sumbitch you couldn't figure it was enuf to starch your shorts over markdowns from Dagong (The Dagong Global Credit Rating Company) and Egan-Jones (Egan-Jones Ratings Company) [opinion: best of show].  It took S&P - in 'Forks opinion, not the sharpest knife in the drawer - to shove it up you and yours and us and ours.

Immediate consequence:  more demagogues than 's in a steaming pile of Greek tragedies.