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AMERICAN PITCHFORK'S DUPAYOSHES OF THE WEEK

American Pitchfork Manifesto: Tipping Point on the Road to Amarabia?

A Fictional Retrospective From the Great Beyond

By Pitchfork © 2009-2011

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Freely quote with attribution

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Dupayosh of the Week of October 31, 2011  James Richard "Rick" Perry a/k/a The Caveman 

The Caveman vs. The Bo*

‘Bo’ is affectionately short of Barack Hussein Obama II and may be pronounced ‘boe’ or ‘boo’ depending on which seems more respectful to you.

Narcissism:  Draw

Bloviation:  Draw

Oral Delivery:  The Bo, knows who he really is and what he’s about even though pretty much everyone else doesn’t know who he really is and what he’s about; whereas, The Caveman makes a cool cardboard cutout.

Deceit:  The Bo, more practice on bigger stages

Corruption:  See Deceit above

Slick:  The Caveman, doesn’t teleprompt, keeps his chin down

Delusion:  The Bo, by one saffron monkey

Leadership:  Double fault . . . The Bo by later 2012 may be eating smoke from the U.S. on fire; The Caveman by 2012 may be gagging on what he wished for, indeed, the woos might could even throw the contest – after all, he not be The Caveman for nuttin’.

Message:  The Caveman, because his shtick hasn’t had time to not succeed in Corruptville.

Inspiration:  Who’s to say? . . . Boys and Girls please compare and contrast Jannah and the Degrees of Glory, for starters.  Later, we’ll work on stuff like Kolob, infidel, Jizyah, Jinn, spirit paradise and prison, and so forth and so on.

Wives:  The Caveman’s, no-faced (i.e., not seen by many anywhere), it’s said that she’s physically and functionally separated and wanting out, out, out of matrimony; hot. . . The Bo’s, mean-faced – one of which misery-eats bigtime on OPM, one of which misery-travels bigtime on OPM, it’s said that she’s wanting out, out, out of Washington; not.

“Perry Tells Fox News Sunday: I Could Handle Obama in Debate” by Cowboy Byte, October 30, 2011

http://cowboybyte.com/1585/perry-tells-fox-news-sunday-i-could-handle-obama-in-debate/