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 Teleprompter on a Pole

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Teleprompter on a pole,

Who’s the phoniest, flaming ‘hole?

n. Tel·e·Promp·T (tl-prmpt) (route: teleprompter, meaning the electronic device from which speeches are read not made); syn. reading, blathering, possibly associated with narcissism, sociopathy, depression, and delusion

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v. intr.  tele·promp·ted, tele·promp·ting, tele·promp·ts

1. To be read to from a teleprompter:  we were teleprompted the whole speech; read’s the new reality

2. To support with or rely on a teleprompter to speak:  teleprompting assures the reader need have no firsthand knowledge, perhaps not any knowledge at all

3. To abuse for want of authenticity, connection, ownership, passion:  this [intemperate, illicit illusion] teleprompts!

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v. tr. tele·promp·t, tele·promp·ted, tele·promp·ting, tele·promp·ts

To read from a teleprompter:  to teleprompt or not to teleprompt, that is not the question

1. To communicate by reading from a teleprompter: I teleprompt you; you teleprompt him . . .

2. To communicate vacuously: He teleprompted, leaving a message signifying nothing.

3. To pretend a relationship, while self-abusing by dissociation:  Mother, he’s teleprompting again; he’ll lose sight of meaning and purpose, if he hasn’t already.

4. To support a fiction:  He teleprompts: the next best thing to not being there.

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Chacterization:  Teleprompter Barry

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Idiom:

It’s showtime:  Let’s teleprompt it up!

Write a phony-baloney speech I can spew:  Teleprompt it out for the dais address.

Say something saying nothing:  Teleprompt him, he’s a nose from Fox.

Best-of-show bloviation: Teleprompt me up, Scotty! Or Teleprompter, 1; life, 0.

Whassup, really:  Tammy, tell me true; don’t be teleprompting me.

I am the pearl in the world’s oyster:  My teleprompting should be enuf.

What’s a core? :  I love to teleprompt, and it loves me back, Jack.

And you think that you know me? :  Seen me teleprompt?  That be the real me, heh, heh.  Right.

I am busy being a moral, history, and economics illiterate.  But I am a good dancer:  See my teleprompter, check it.

Where’s the passion? :  Don’t be Tin Man-teleprompting me, Bucky.

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