‘Fork’s Triple D’s prevail:  deny; demagogue; d’uh.

• Deny

  • Cheer up.  There are no triple dips folks can reckon; this, too, shall pass.

  • S&P’s [‘Fork’s opinion: among runts of the sovereign ratings service litter] downgrade is a political statement, ‘terrible judgment.’  [That’s what runts do – show turrabull judgment – once they figure it out, which can take somewhere between a goodly while and forever.]

  • Keeping the lights on is the new normal for success. 

  • ‘We should still be AAA.’  [In the name of the old fart, Buffett, and his bleedin' bucks.  Amen.]

  • Shoot the messenger; those dirty rats. [Are Egan-Jones – best of litter, he opines - and Dagong (staring at gobs of greenbacks) akin to sovereign ratings service chicken liver?]

  • Of course, you ninny, priceless money says ‘forget values’.  So what?  Values were always perceived.  So what?

  • Of course, you ninny, speculation and its corollary, instability, nourish growth.  Right?  Right?  Of course, that’s right.  Right?

• Demagogue

  • Told you so. 

  • The other guy’s the ’hole. 

  • Who me?  No, not me. 

  • Busy, busy, saving the planet as we know it.

  • It’s the Tea Party.  It’s the military.  It’s Mother Goose.

  • Last nation standing is a legitimate globewide financial strategy a/k/a ‘steaming piles of my fiat paper will be last piles standing . . . er, so to speak’ [Ed.: Which brings us to a new realization that the biggest dupa dog dump may be seen to signify signature credibility.]

• D’uh

  • Hold cash. 

  • Accumulate cash. 

  • Buy U.S. debt. 

  • ‘We can always print money’. 

  • Bail more losers. 

  • Use Gmail.

  • Use your credit cards.

  • We are Greece.

  • Gold’s bubbling.

  • Bullion banks are not criminal enterprises

  • Ain’t nuthin’ like uncertain ways and volatile means to get the ol’ heart pumpin’.  Feelin’ a-live!  Straight.  ‘Cept maybe for Mary Mae Woodruff.

  • Used to be markets reciprocated – action, reaction – messy, messy, oh so messy.  Now, it’s all reaction.  Sweet.  Feel the shove:  so much money chasing so few realities.

  • Q:  What do rocket science and gubmint have in common?  A:  Nothin’, ’ceptin’ that both make stuff that can operate well not so much.

Where have all the leaders gone?

Well, there weren’t many ever; today, there are fewer furshur.  Mindless immigration plus lesser education plus coreless gubmint plus immoral relativism plus permissive, pervasive, pushy class warfare equals as-we-speak.  No sense to common good yields no sense to common practice.  Principles morph to S’mores:  Yom-yom, tastes so sweet; have another; dinner can wait.

Mistake thee not:  political pukes are resolute about their common good.  No, not yours, silly – theirs.  And those pukes will do whatever it takes to protect, preserve, and perpetuate theirs.  No, not yours, silly – theirs. 

Civil sources of leaders you might could have expected from one of three groups – wonks and wannabees and in worlds of their own.

• Wonks . . . say, for example . . . Cantor, Gingrich, etc. . . . can tell you everything about the paper bag, except practically, realistically how to get out of it.

• Wannabees . . . say, for example . . . Pawlenty, Paul, etc. . . . at first, comes off as though they'd missed the memo.   ’Sides, it seems so up-hill to see little people as presidential.  [Ed.:  Exception #1 Palin, surely in the guts of scores of slobbering and servile sycophants of all stripes who hate, hate, hate her.  They see [read: fear] her as presidential.]

• Then there’s the small crowd in ‘worlds of their own’, e.g., ‘Caveman’ Perry; ‘I’ll be good this time, I will, I will’ Romney, the double-dipper up-scale pretty boy version of pretty boy Scott Philip Brown; ‘Who’ Huntsman; ‘See ya ‘roun’ again and again and again’ Santorum.

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