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 Pitchfork’s Blog: Massah Berry n Duglee Stik

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Do not foresee a moment, a battling; foresee two years and more, a
warring.  Pitchfork

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This febrile fantasy, this dreamy delusion is written in Eugene Gladstone O’Neillesque in that the persona is of a social margin, its muddled musing in indistinct American jargon (appears to have really taken to phonics), with whiffs of cynical bummer; and the persona is then-some in being anyone - more likely anyone along the Gulf Coast, unexpectedly probative, and at ease in time’s tempest.  Imagine this is script for an unusually familiar, nearly familial Greek chorus.

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massah berry,

 

lik a song sorta sez, sitin by a dok in my bay wondrin.  uh-huh, wodders smery some.  mgurl needs a wash. 

 

yup, wondrin.

 

u got-r-dun good, jomb rite on thangs, gettin izs on bad n offa baddur.  jobz, taxz, messikin nvayshun, rools, buks n brok n bayls, muzlins, forin thangs, flakee-shakee biz, debts n debts n debts n debts n gubmint n gubmint n gubmint n gubmint.  gotz it - not jus now.  now bad stomps baddur. 

 

caint say shez in it sum or all or nun.  caint say shez shur ether.  kinda lik witch samich to haf at.  dat ‘his people’ thang gits me bad.  bad.  ifn miss shurl goz bak, aint nobuddy gonna bump her agen.  miss shurld haf to fall off her poney to time to getz dem hot lites bak on.  cept u alwaz sein ol shatoz n wot u wur n wot u wurnt n wot tothers wurn wot tothers wurnt n so fas ur samich getz bad.

 

nis jobn anywaz mebbe if u presheate at sorta thang.

 

how u knowd ta duz it tall beetz me sumpin offl.  longs u shaym wif da ol slay thang, u gitz em goodn evybudy scrambul fer infearyur hard dey can scrambul ovr tother.  tumbuls on down n duz weezls n wofls.  fun n unfun to.  wursur dan groanups see me momy.  wursur dan linuns in da pipur tayl.  wursur dan a rijnal sin thang.  lik a song kinda sez, mirur on a wall see em falln, me n all.  Bout hunert fiftee yerz flayshun bout fortee acurs n ah mul sez mor acurs n muls dan evybudys.  missun dat spoz cood gitz u pissee. 

 

nobud do race thang lik u n ur buds do race thang.  wurks to shudup - dat race gits one fer ur beddur n tuthers wursur.  wurks.  evrytime wurks.  lik a song sorta sez, shaym shaym on u sak of fooz.  woosy wal to wal swot shoze.

 

praz b fer ur enmez, rite?  gotcha ther, eh?

 

gotta keep em in line, to, rekin? 

 

jes lik massah netnyahoo n alvn n krystul n macal n vlasik n padursin n horun sfingktur n ford.  got dem bakoff qwik enuf, eh?  jackup da wall, jack, eh?  sumpn.  wrangl gitz hissef sacrfict?  timns evythin, rite?

 

not so much girlz, eh?  caint coun morn dat brits nis ol ragina.  Don bdissn missy meen fayc not so much, eh?  sheez up n duz a fayc on u.  gotta hurtz bad.  bad.  at meen fayc sumpn.

 

nuthr thang cents itz now.  evybudy o u, rite?  evybudy o me, to, rite?  dogon donget evybudy o evybudy bout whur gazinta cumez fer gazotta.  u gotz it figrd, rite?  ok on u n ur buds duz the gazotta.  itz who duz gotz the gazinta iz sum big thang lik huh?  caint getz it figrd.  u gotz it figrd, rite?  rite?  rite?

 

wherd massah berry go agen?  he gotz tenshun defcit or sumpin?  wondrin bout his wandrin to?  rekin he rekins beturs flyawa bgawn bynby?

 

onus injn, nuthr thang bout betur n wursur gitz me.  jus figr jus now miss shurls a wit guy n farmrs black.  not bein bad, jus bein wondrin.  same thangs gitz dun.  same thangs gitz sed.  jus swapout fok doin.  jus figr now.  sta wif me.  wurk wif me.  u gotz ekwul rool for ekwul fok?  evythang jus same?  u gonna make evybudy pologiz same as?  go hangdawg?  u gonna make em tak bak wit guy?  or duz now miss shurl n farmer guy wurk betur dan tuthr way roun?  gotcha ther, eh?  miss shurls bossy vlasik wuz jus projektin bfor he gotz to b munky in da middul. 

 

well now, mite cood b hytime to drug up nuther hubbahubba to haf at.  lik a song sorta says, berry b nimbul berry b quik or berry trip ovur duglee stik. 

 

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