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By Pitchfork © 2010

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Freely quote with attribution

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English is a swell language.  English is not a perfect language.  A key word can make you.  The ebb and flow of needs arise for expression in words written, spoken, and thought.  Pitchfork needed some word-flowing, so he had at it . . . basics like buck suck, vote vulture, d’, d’bag, and schmuck in glorious variants [Ed.: the latter referenced here, immediately after 'Fork's Ode to the Republican Left near the head of the webpage.]

Pitchfork encourages you to practice speaking most of these key word entries in private, before taking 'em on the road.  Clear, careful enunciation is critical.

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n. singular; -s plural, buck suck, buck-suck, buck·suck, -er, -ing (equal emphasis, each syllable); var.:  bucksuckery and sim., bucksuckesque and sim., bucksuckable and sim.

  1. bureaucrat
  2. kleptocrat
  3. corruptocrat
  4. blah-blahocrat 

Note:  distinct from a buck suck [and sim.) vote vulture

Alt.: may be capitalized as proper noun. 

The 5th District’s buck suck voted in favor of higher taxes.

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adj. buck suck, buck-suck, buck·suck, -ing, -er, -ed; var.: bucksuckered and sim., bucksuckerer and sim., bucksuckable and sim., bucksuckish and sim.

  1. bureaucratic
  2. kleptocratic
  3. corruptocratic
  4. blah-blahocratic

Note:  distinct from a buck suck [and sim.) vote vulture, the latter elected, not appointed, hired, or what-all.

Alt.: may be capitalized.   

Those are buck-sucking bodies packed in every public building, mostly 9-5ers, mostly 5 days a week.

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n. proper, singular, -s plural.  Buck Suck (–er, -ers, -s) Park or Buck-Suck (-er, -ers, -s) or Buck·suck (-er, -ers, s Barn‌‌·yard (or sim.).

  1. place of gobmint’s personnel occupancy, including but not limited to
    1. an office
    2. a parking lot
    3. a forum or conference room
    4. a watering hole
    5. a prison cell
    6. a short-term, motel room rental
    7. other get-together space for those not buck-sucking vote vultures for whom there are Vote Vulture Parks and -Barnyards (or sim.) [self-explanatory] to serve as gathering places. 

Note: Buck Suckers Park (or Barnyard or sim.) can share space with Vote Vultures Park (or Barnyard or sim.).

Bucksucker Parks are the commercial builders’ boon and the taxpayers’ bane.

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n. singular; -s plural.  Buck-sucking vote vulture (see above for grammatical form options and alternatives): politician – past, present, and future, elected, rejected, or wannabe.

Only 100 bucksucking vote vultures max in the US Senate.  Praise be.

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vb (tr) to buck suck: buck sucked, buck sucking, buck sucks (see above for grammatical form options and alternatives); var. buck suckered (see above for grammatical form options and alternatives)

phrasal vb (tr):  buck suck in, - suckin, or - suck-in and sim.

  1. gull
  2. buy off

phrasal vb (tr):  buck suck up

  1. pander

The Congressman buck-sucked his way through 3 decades of political payola for his patrons and party.

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vb (intr), including reflexives of vb (tr) and phrasal vbs (tr) above

“They are bucksucking their last,” shouted the voters lining up at their precinct chamber doors. 

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n. singular; -s plural; adj.  d’bag or d’; var.:  d’baggery; d’baggesque; d’baggerable, d-bag.  One or more may apply case-by-case particularly in a moral, social, cultural, historical, or financial sense:  loser; moron; weak; flunky; phony; philistine; evil; cowardly; derelict do-gooder; excuse-monger; reality-clueless; man-down; woman-down; for 170 definitions with examples mostly applicable, please see Urban Dictionary, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag .

Alt.: may be capitalized as proper noun. 

Note:  D’bag is intended to rhyme with the conservative’s pejorative ‘Teabag’, and it denotes in all cases the opposite or antithesis, as adjective, noun, or verb in the transitive and the intransitive.

‘D’bag’ and ‘bucksucking vote vulture’ can be synonyms.

‘D’bag politics’ is a redundancy.

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vb (tr) d’bagged, d’bagging, d’bags

Pure and simple: it is d’bagging it with that pathetic reliance on the teleprompter, and not earnestly, honestly speaking from one’s own sense of purpose and meaning.

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vb (intr), including reflexives of vb (tr)

To be d’bagged or not to be d’bagged, that is the question to each and every voter in discerning the best way to the American Way.

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n. singular, -s plural; adj.  gobmint: government at any level.

Note:  This creation has roots in ‘gob’ as in ‘way too much’ and ‘mint’ as in ‘manmade, make-believe money’.

Gobmint gonna git you broked wif mountains of mazuma meaning nuttin’.

It be gobmint bidness to broked you good so’s youz behaves accordeen to dems. 

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n. proper, So·ros, \'sr-(,)ōs\  (base form)

So·ros·ian: male sheeple, wittingly or witlessly

So·ros·ian·ista: female sheeple, wittingly or witlessly

Derivatives

So·ros·ian·o a/k/a Sorosiana, Soroso, Sorosa - casually interchangeable; formally, gender specific, whereby -o is masc. and -a is fem.

-iano, -inana; state of Sorosian and Sorosianista philosophic ecstasy, respectively

-o, -a; fabled final resting place of Sorosian and Sorosianista, respectively, though border-crossing is reputedly OK

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